Two behaviorists have sex. One turns to the other and says, "That was good for you: how was it for me?"
How do you get a philosophy major off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.
[student being handed his philosophy BA] 'Would you like any fries with that?'
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I like the pizza joke.
ReplyDeletewhats the difference between a philosophy major and a pizza? a pizza can feed a whole family.
ReplyDeletei like the sex joke.
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